Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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