If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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