I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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