So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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