Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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