You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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