i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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