Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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