In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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