Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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