Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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