so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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