ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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