about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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