I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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