She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Randomize
