you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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