My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My bed smells like the plague
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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