hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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