No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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