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im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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