I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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