it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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