Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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