therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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