I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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