This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
