i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
