spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize