Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
