He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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