he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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