Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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