oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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