you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
