he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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