So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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