So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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