So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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