Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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