just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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