right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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