Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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