do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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