Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Randomize
