Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You're a disaster
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