and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
tell me about the fingering
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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