She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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