Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
and i looked up. we had an audience...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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