You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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