Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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