it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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