Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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