Umm I'm too high to move.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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