I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I understand Curling. That high.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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