thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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