she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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