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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over

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(305): View more from Florida

Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.

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(650): View more from California

we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed

(505): View more from New Mexico

god you guys know how to party

(650): View more from California

worst. bachelorette party. ever.

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(716): View more from New York

come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.

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(631): View more from New York

You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation

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