so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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