I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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