i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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